Here are our rules.
Read them carefully.

1. Introduction: We run a friendly, alert, and polite group; we will always be here to help you. Your Captain is named Nicholas; he has the final word on all decisions. We are a serious team, and we need your trust as much as you will need to trust us. Make sure that your actions reflect well on our team. Do not EVER lie to us. [top]

2. Communications: When tour Captain thinks you are trustworthy, you will be invited to join our other team members and share your phone number. If you refuse to share your phone number, you will be dismissed. Once you are invited in, you can talk to our entire group at the same time. [top]

3. Your Play Money: You will be expected to maintain a bankroll of at least $50B. If you fall under, you'd better buy more chips or you will have to leave. Don't beg. Ever. If you cheat, you're out. This team is not for bums or charity cases. [top]

4. Your Game Play: You must contribute at least 1M (one million) points per cycle. A cycle lasts 5 days, and it happens once a week. This sounds like a big number; it's not. We'll help you do it; we'll give you the tools. It's easy. If you still don't make that minimum, it may mean you are lazy; talk to your Captain. He will help you get your game together. [top]

5. Your Personality: Watch your big mouth. There are ladies here. We will not tolerate cursing or bullying of any kind. You will be thrown out. [top]

6. Your Behavior: Do not react if someone makes you angry or is rude to you. Be respectful, always. Tell us who was rude. We'll fix it. [top]

7. Forbidden Speech: NEVER talk about folding games anywhere at WSOP. You can be suspended or expelled from WSOP. [top]

Games - Read the entire instructions.

Our team's focus is in 'folding' games. Folding games are like regular hold'em, except you always fold, no matter what. I know it sounds crazy, but everyone will win one hand out of every nine, so it is fair and equal. It is a simple way of collecting a lot of team points for very little money, and with little risk of ranking up. You will soon be making 1000's of points every cycle, which, when everyone else also uses their AutoClicker, it happens in under 2 minutes. [top]

Our team is committed to fielding a small, efficient army of specialized folding game players. Everyone on our team will be expected to play 'folding games' during the season. Folding games are easy to learn, cost almost nothing, and will make you a lot of team points. In folding games, you don't have to bet on anything. You just have to fold, every time. [top]

Here's how a folding game plays: You first take your seat, and you say something nice to everyone, like, "Good evening, thank you for inviting me," (because you're a nice person - and you are), and you play a few hands. FOLD EVERY HAND, NO MATTER HOW GOOD. You're just trying to make sure that you're at the right table, and that everyone is folding with you. If you see that everyone else is not folding, get up immediately. REMEMBER TO FOLD EVERY HAND, NO MATTER WHAT. People are watching you, and trying to trust you. You'll get invited back every day if you'll just follow the rules. [top]

If you do make a mistake, say so - right away. Offer to pay them back on the next turn. Most folks will just say forget about it, and expect you not to do it again, EVER. People love someone who fills a seat nicely. If you don't play fair and cheat, the table will gang up on you and make your life on the table miserable and you'll have to leave, and when we find out, you'll be kicking bricks. Forever. No one forgets a cheat. [top]

When you're sure you are sitting at a working folding table, you are ready to start using your AutoClicker! [top]

An AutoClicker is a small program that leaves 2 parts on top of your screen: a CONTROL BAR and a TARGET POINT. The CONTROL BAR has the stop/start buttons on it, and the TARGET POINT sits right above the place you'd like to click (the FOLD button at the bottom of the table). Soon you'll be playing, on autopilot, for hours and hours. Really. People often sleep all night at their folding table with their AutoClicker on. When you wake up, you'll have made 100's of thousands of points. When you play this game with our tools and our help, you'll wonder why you ever played any other way. [top]

So first, drag your CONTROL BAR some place out of the way (over the dealer's face is great - it's out of the way, but right in the middle where you can easily use it), and then drag your GREEN TARGET circle (your pointer) over the FOLD button on the table. You're ready to go. [top]

Ready? OK. Push the GREEN PLAY triangle button on your CONTROL BAR to start it going. Once it's running, you can't move anything on your screen until you turn it off by first pushing the RED STOP triangle button on the control bar. Remember this, the GREEN triangle turns it on; the RED triangle turns it off. If you get flustered, find and turn off your AutoClicker FIRST with the RED STOP button. [top]

Now that your computer is playing for you, what shall you do? Nobody cares. Have a cocktail, watch TV, take a nap; we just don't care. Just glance over once in a while, and answer your team phone (Signal) when it rings. You can check your team score by clicking the little hexagon at the top of the table. It's about the only thing that works with your AutoClicker on. [top]

If you still don't get it, or it's not working correctly, ask to speak to your Captain in our chat room. She'll get back to you, or arrange a live telephone call by one of our technical support specialists. Yes, we do that. [top]

As you can imagine, this folding game gets very boring, very fast. We get around that by using an AutoClicker. Here it is. [top]

For Android users, download the Simple AutoClicker here: https://shorturl.at/aFg2t - and install it. Say YES to everything. [top]

For everyone else, download the OPAutoClicker here: https://www.opautoclicker.com/ - and install it. Say YES to everything. [top]

To start your AutoClicker after installing, a shortcut will be placed on your desktop. For Android, it looks like a big white glove tapping a yellow square. It has a 5 second advertisement that you have to wait for before you can use it. It has very simple instructions, right on the front page. For other computers (Apple & Windows) using OPAutoClicker, the icon will be a gray mouse image. The control bar is bigger, and harder to hide. To use the AutoClicker in a game, you should always start it before you start the WSOP app. [top]

Prizes (...as if you are ever going to win our MVP award...)

Congratulations on winning this week's MVP award. You are a sensational human being. Now you get to choose our team icon as your prize - until next week. Then someone else will choose something else. [top]

Choose an mascot (face icon) from the images below. Each icon has a number next to it. Remember that number, you'll need it. When you are ready, tell that number to your Captain, Meg. She will change to your selected icon as soon as she can. [top]

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